Mastercard Priceless 코끼리

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 다음 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 초 to the people at the 다음 표, 테이블 and ask them if your 좌석 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever 당신 see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 표, 테이블 and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time 당신 take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 표, 테이블 itself; and make sure to make...

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 더 많이 suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if 당신 can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did 당신 hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers 당신 can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...