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1. If 당신 are right handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your right side. If 당신 are left handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your left side.

2. If 당신 stop getting thirsty, 당신 need to drink 더 많이 water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep 당신 from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz 모토 is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best 또는 nothing”.


6. The 타이타닉 was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your 날짜 begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat 더 많이 from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the 표, 테이블 that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and 스테이크 knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help 당신 make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress 의해 punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out 의해 punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to prop things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 당신 use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the 우주 shuttle.

9 Spend a whole 일 eating 정크 음식 without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make 사랑 on a forest floor....

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes 당신 just can't seem to remember why it is 당신 didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank 당신 for asking....

상단, 맨 위로 selling albums in 1980s
The 상단, 맨 위로 selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed 의해 Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album 퀸 Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the 년 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand 사랑 Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 마돈나 True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...