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It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do 당신 see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if 당신 know
For death is unseen.
It can take 당신 at day
It can take 당신 at night
Knowing death well
Can lend 당신 some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So 당신 don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
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1) As soon as 당신 come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on 당신 (For a 질문 당신 do not know)
3)Girls 또는 boys look at 당신 and laugh but when 당신 turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that 당신 dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when 당신 yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
What Color Of Socks Are 당신 Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
담홍색, 핑크 = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are 당신 Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 당신 guy will need a babysitter!


*10 분 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 분 later*
Amber:I wuv 차 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 당신 doing?
Amber:Having a 차 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every 질문 with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what 당신 repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what 당신 repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by milorox18
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me 당신 사랑 me.

Girl:I 사랑 you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can 당신 take off my 헬멧 and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the 다음 day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his 헬멧 so that she would live even if he died.
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Needless to say, 2016 was quite an...intriguing year, to say the least. Some good stuff happened, such as the birth of quite a few awesome 영화 (Deadpool, Hardcore Henry, Ghostbusters, etc), as well as the usual advances in technology and disease prevention, which are ALWAYS appreciated. Hell, the Cubs FINALLY won the World Series in Baseball, which hasn't happened since 1908. That is HUGE! And on another note, The Loud House is one of the best 만화 I've seen in quite a while. And to 상단, 맨 위로 it all off, another Pokemon generation has been released. So it wasn't all bad, right?

However, there...
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