troll song

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posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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상단, 맨 위로 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

상단, 맨 위로 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give 당신 her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when 당신 try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given 당신 a fake number. Some women will give 당신 their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell 당신 why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas 의해 discussion
-Like to learn new task 의해 talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus 더 많이 on their own inner world,...

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask 당신 any 질문 tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick 당신 out...

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THE RETURN OF THE 랜덤 BOOB JUSTICE!

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The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - 크리피파스타

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be 로스트 on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

The Crawlspace - 크리피파스타

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up 의해 itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind 당신 once 당신 get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 초 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 년 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 이전 i was 집 alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

Old Lola Bunny HATES the new Lola Bunny

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RanDom

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♥ cute baby girl (plz 코멘트 guyz)

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LMFAO! XD XD

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Source: Internet

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구글

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Swiper NO SWIPING!

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셀레나 고메즈

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랜덤 Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

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Red's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the 색깔 in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody 당신 never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all 당신 ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 사랑 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 당신 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 당신
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 당신

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 사랑
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 당신 ever did was break me
Yeah, 당신 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 당신 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 당신 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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Be A Friend's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that 당신 felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when 당신 need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way 당신 feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes 당신
A little 더 많이 strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...

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Bang Bang Bang Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His 사랑 is deeper, 당신 know
He's a real keeper, 당신 know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my 사랑 back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your 사랑 was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got 더 많이 swagger than you
He's got 더 많이 swagger than 당신 do
My new boy really...

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A poem I made up in 5 분 from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 책 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 음악 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.