Meduka Meguca

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are 당신 okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She said a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime 당신 can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 당신 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 저기요 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 당신 know 키싱 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 수프 actually makes 당신 feel better. 94% of boys would 사랑 it if 당신 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 상단, 맨 위로 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 당신 when they like you! 89% of guys want 당신 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 초콜릿 will make 당신 feel better! Most...

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something 또는 someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd 사랑 to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...