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What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can 당신 guess, if 당신 can, I'll give 당신 props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly 당신 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 당신 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 또는 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 당신 become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one 랜덤 act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

사랑 yourself
사랑 the world
spread some joy

사랑 peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who 당신 are.
dont let the world change you

thank 당신 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 심장 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around 팬팝 and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 분 looking at the 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by nessienjake
I recieved and 이메일 with a list of 랜덤 jokes I thought I'd share it with 당신 guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 당신 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 당신 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 텔레비전 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if 당신 talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're 프렌즈 with other guys.

But when you're sitting 다음 to us, and some 랜덤 guy walks into the room
 and 당신 jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if 당신 sit there and talk to him for ten 분 without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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So there has been a lot of new horror 영화 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help 당신 survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where 당신 are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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added by 3xZ
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were 당신 3 hours ago?
2. Who are 당신 in 사랑 with?
3. Have 당신 ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything 담홍색, 핑크 within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time 당신 went to the mall?
6. Are 당신 wearing socks right now?
7. Do 당신 have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time 당신 drove out of town?
9. Have 당신 been to the 영화 in the last 5 days?
10. Are 당신 hot?
11. What was the last thing 당신 had to drink?
12. What are 당신 wearing right now?
13. Do 당신 wash your car 또는 let the car wash do it?
14. Last 음식 that 당신 ate?
15. Where were 당신 last week...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 당신 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 당신 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 당신 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 당신 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 의해 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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 Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven said that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. 또는 no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong said that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the 영화 in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans 아기 comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...
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posted by mrcodegeass
Bernadette is a 팬팝 member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on 팬팝 for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that 팬팝 has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a prop from her is always a treat.

There are several people on 팬팝 that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that 팬팝 has ever had. She has several 프렌즈 on 팬팝 and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes 팬팝 a better place. She brings happiness to 팬팝 and makes the website a 더 많이 charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's 벽 to see all the adorable messages that her 프렌즈 have sent her.

Thank 당신 Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making 팬팝 a 더 많이 friendly place.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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I 사랑 you
Even though I don't like 당신 right now
I want you
Even though 당신 keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still 사랑 you
Even though I don't like 당신 right now


I was tryna save us
But 당신 got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I 사랑 it, I 사랑 it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say 당신 need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and 당신 don't remember half of
The whole...
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added by ShadowFan100
added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 의해 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Naboo, one 년 before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, 다음 to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to...
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman 로스트 there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another...
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