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Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...

Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every 년 in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a 인기 음식 in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...

Be proud of your gender
Reasons why 당신 shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 초 flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. 당신 know stuff about tanks

4. A five 일 vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. 당신 can open all your own jars

7. Old 프렌즈 don't give 당신 crap if you've gained weight

8. Your 나귀, 엉덩이 is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A 맥주 gut does not make 당신 invisible to the opposite sex

11. 당신 can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. 당신 can kill your own...

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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has 더 많이 donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played 의해 over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison 애로우 frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...