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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE 당신 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 당신 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 당신 can't see Chuck Norris 당신 may be only 초 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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상단, 맨 위로 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

상단, 맨 위로 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time 당신 wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say 당신 don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the 벽 without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 또는 her to call 당신 Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 크리스마스 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 보트 hanging on the 크리스마스 나무, 트리 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 럼 주, 럼 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 크리스마스 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a 피자

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 질문 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the 피자 Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like 당신 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 피자 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 질문 with questions.
Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has 당신 reunite a zoophile with his 가장 좋아하는 horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when 당신 do the "right" thing, 당신 often end up making people's lives worse. 당신 give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with 당신 to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who 당신 helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the 제목 of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in 더 많이 cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 질문 of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A List Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are 당신 bored? Do 당신 have the humor of a 10 년 old boy? Do 당신 like 음악 that doesn't have a real point? Do 당신 like 음악 that will make your grandma look at 당신 with disappointment in her eyes!? If 당신 answered yes to any of these 질문 then here is a list for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes 음악 about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John 심장 - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new 또는 others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all caps because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give 당신 free reign to do whatever 당신 want with no consequence. Sure, at 집 when 당신 lied as a child mommy would pop 당신 on the lip and send your new friend Kevin 집 early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if 당신 want, they can't...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A 팬팝 기사

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this 기사 even remotely seriously, then 당신 probably aren't as smart as 당신 think 당신 are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good 팬팝 article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, 당신 need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 10 가장 좋아하는 유명인사

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 코멘트 to yourself. I hope 당신 like it and please tell me what 당신 think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of 예수님 in Passion of the Christ.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. 사랑 him 또는 hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. 프레드 Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I 사랑 사랑 사랑 this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in 사랑 with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

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Villains Continue to be Rad; A List of the Types of Villains

posted by zanhar1

Over decades and decades and decades...and 더 많이 decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person 또는 being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

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The Ghost 사랑 Story

posted by Directioner3300

Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 프렌즈 또는 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 일 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 다음 일 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 또는 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years 이전 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 분 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...