Be Good To Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ 음악 Video

Everything 당신 can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh 본즈 are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do 당신 always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd 당신 treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 당신 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 조종간, 조이스틱 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 더 많이 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 당신 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 당신 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 당신 guys all play for the Green 만, 베이 Packers?

Q: How do 당신 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around 팬팝 and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 분 looking at the 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 당신 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 당신 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 텔레비전 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were 당신 3 hours ago?
2. Who are 당신 in 사랑 with?
3. Have 당신 ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything 담홍색, 핑크 within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time 당신 went to the mall?
6. Are 당신 wearing socks right now?
7. Do 당신 have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time 당신 drove out of town?
9. Have 당신 been to the 영화 in the last 5 days?
10. Are 당신 hot?
11. What was the last thing 당신 had to drink?
12. What are 당신 wearing right now?
13. Do 당신 wash your car 또는 let the car wash do it?
14. Last 음식 that 당신 ate?
15. Where were 당신 last week...