1) I can't reach my license unless 당신 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't 당신 the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, 당신 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are 당신 Andy 또는 Barney?
6) I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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