Hey, 당신 want to hear the most annoying sound in the world for 10 minutes?

added by Metallica1147

See how long 당신 can watch it without getting annoyed XD

video

랜덤

weird

crazy

stupid

dumb and dumber

boolander25 lol YES. I did it! Soooooo annoying though. xDD

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With 당신 XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have 당신 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 좌석 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down.

Man: Your place 또는 mine?
Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of 사랑 xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

키스 On The Lips-I 사랑 You
키스 On The Ear-You Are Special
키스 On The Nose-Laughter
키스 On The Cheek-Friendship
키스 On The Forehead-I Comfort You
키스 On The Neck-I Want You
키스 On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
키스 Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender 키스 On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I 로스트 당신

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My 상단, 맨 위로 20 가장 좋아하는 animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 음악 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 사랑 them 더 많이 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 사랑 these two they start out hating each other then become close 프렌즈 또는 maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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질문 a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask 또는 Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If 당신 Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 당신 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 당신 and takes a little something off 당신 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 당신 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 당신 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 당신 want, not like I care if 당신 are 또는 aren't...As long as 당신 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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가장 좋아하는 Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 또는 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 당신 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 앞으로 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: wallpaperstock

2

Killer 팬케이크

added by tabithasb13

5

LOL

added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

dd

added by moulan

cute guy pied 3

added by aromate

4

shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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20 Funny 인용구

posted by invadercalliope

I hope 당신 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 랜덤 facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 랜덤 facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 음악 is my life.

6. I 사랑 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 사랑 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 사랑 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 또는 dancer when I'm older.

13. 거리 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore

__________________________________________________

furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen 프렌즈 and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend 당신 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 또는 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 의해 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 당신 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 다음 to 당신 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 당신 cried...just laugh about it with 당신 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel 안전한, 안전 (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled 의해 the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If 당신 don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of 당신 probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green 일 is one of my 가장 좋아하는 bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the 팬 on both sides...

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

년 Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

년 of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the 쥐 symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good 조언 but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse 또는 Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....