10. Sing “Bad Touch” 의해 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 또는 argues, reply with “What are 당신 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 당신 for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 또는 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 또는 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 의해 Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 또는 argues, reply with “What are 당신 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 당신 for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 또는 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 또는 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 의해 Madonna.
Yeah,this is the first 기사 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 년 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 당신 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 당신 don't hit when 당신 don't get what 당신 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 더 많이 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 please:)
O.K I have a 7 년 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 당신 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 당신 don't hit when 당신 don't get what 당신 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 더 많이 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
i 사랑 cereal yes i do
i 사랑 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 당신 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 사랑 ccerale yes i do
i 사랑 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
i 사랑 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 당신 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 사랑 ccerale yes i do
i 사랑 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
when that 앤젤 sits on my shoulder
whispers into my 심장
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 앤젤 appears to 당신 in form of desire
당신 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
당신 jump about
cos 당신 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 앤젤 with her good intensions
will make 당신 fly
the 앤젤 will make 당신 cry
the 앤젤 will make 당신 feel how others feel
so 당신 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 앤젤 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 로스트
whispers into my 심장
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 앤젤 appears to 당신 in form of desire
당신 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
당신 jump about
cos 당신 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 앤젤 with her good intensions
will make 당신 fly
the 앤젤 will make 당신 cry
the 앤젤 will make 당신 feel how others feel
so 당신 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 앤젤 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 로스트