고양이 playing patty cake

1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" 또는 "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When 당신 see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask 당신 whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the 책 and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...

Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your 서류 가방 또는 handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the 벽 without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 또는 her to call 당신 Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these...