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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 옮기기 on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When 당신 leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down 보트 in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 일 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, 당신 know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once 더 많이 at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure 의해 now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on 팬팝 for F.S. soo 당신 can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 가입하기 F.S. 당신 must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. 차 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 다음 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't 당신 even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, 당신 need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with 프렌즈 then run up and sit between them and go...
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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. 당신 don't say "I do not like" 당신 have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the 영화 that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their 영화 look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If 당신 haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know 당신 shouldn't judge a movie 의해 it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up 의해 the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give 당신 a 초 chance rather than jail time. I want 당신 to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see 당신 back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

"How did 당신 do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did 당신 tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 당신 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 당신 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 코멘트 about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why 당신 like what 당신 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 당신 do it? Do 당신 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 당신 do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 더 많이 seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and 쿠키 and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 쿠키 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are 당신 fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh 당신 must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: 당신 don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: 당신 can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent 바나나 even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 바나나 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 당신 can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a 더 많이 stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)

바나나 바나나 양 are there 프렌즈
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one 일 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny said hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 날짜 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him 집 AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO 집 AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE SAID WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE SAID COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton 캔디 road like 45 like 초 이전 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like 당신 like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went 집 and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 일 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 당신 wanna mix cotton 캔디 and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student 또는 something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When 당신 know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
저기요 guys! My 프렌즈 Sydney is on 팬팝 now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if 당신 guys want to be a 팬 of bubblegirl2 then go to the two clubs ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to 가입하기 당신 guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!