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1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 당신 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 당신 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 당신 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 분 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 당신 at what 시간 to be 집 when 당신 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 집 as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten to impress the guy 당신 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 당신 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 더 많이 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 프렌즈 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...