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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say 당신 understand when 당신 don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. 당신 don't have PMS, so don't act like 당신 know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me 당신 never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
6. We don't like it when 당신 act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...

1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule 의해 mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a 머핀 at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...