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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby donโ€™t rush ๋‹น์‹  can look but donโ€™t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But thatโ€™s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So donโ€™t pretend
And try to act like youโ€™re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy donโ€™t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby donโ€™t rush ๋‹น์‹  can look but donโ€™t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove youโ€™re in love
You can look but donโ€™t...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think youโ€™re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
Youโ€™d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When ๋‹น์‹  tried to hide it from me
I donโ€™t care what youโ€™re sayinโ€™
I donโ€™t care what youโ€™re doinโ€™
Never really had me
Iโ€™m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies ๋‹น์‹  tell me
Iโ€™m getting out Iโ€™m moving on
Iโ€™m over it (Iโ€™m over it)
Iโ€™m over it (Iโ€™m over it)
Iโ€™m over it (Iโ€™m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my ์‹ฌ์žฅ was sayinโ€™ no
Canโ€™t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakinโ€™ out
Hey boy, ์ €๊ธฐ์š” boy
Gotta make ๋‹น์‹  mine and there ainโ€™t no doubt
Hey boy, ์ €๊ธฐ์š” boy
Youโ€™re really laid back and ๋‹น์‹  play it smooth
Hey boy, ์ €๊ธฐ์š” boy
I see the way ๋‹น์‹  ์˜ฎ๊ธฐ๊ธฐ from across the room and I know Iโ€™m tripping on you, oh
Boy Iโ€™m feeling something real and
I donโ€™t know what to do
So excited, I canโ€™t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goinโ€™ crazy
Want to be your baby
I donโ€™t know what to do
I canโ€™t take my eyes off you
You got me goinโ€™ crazy
Itโ€™s just the way youโ€™re moving
I really wish ๋‹น์‹  knew, what ๋‹น์‹  do
I canโ€™t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Wonโ€™t ๋‹น์‹  show me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So donโ€™t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
Thatโ€™s alright
Give it time
Itโ€™s worth the ride
You know
Itโ€™s all in the way you
Youโ€™re lookinโ€™ at me
Iโ€™m lookinโ€™ at you
What ๋” ๋งŽ์ด do ๋‹น์‹  want
Show me some positivity
Itโ€™s all that I got
Itโ€™s leading me on
Canโ€™t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
Youโ€™re makinโ€™ it harder
Than it has to be
So wonโ€™t u please show me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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Am sure ๋‹น์‹  all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people ์˜ํ•ด where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out ๋น„๋””์˜ค about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that ์˜ํ•ด just looking at the title, ๋‹น์‹  know it was made ์˜ํ•ด someone who lacks a soul. here is the ์ œ๋ชฉ of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when ๋‹น์‹  think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
Meme :




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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if ๋‹น์‹  say Vietnam he'll stab ๋‹น์‹  with a fork
if ๋‹น์‹  say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if ๋‹น์‹  call for help he'll stab ๋‹น์‹  in the butt.
Never run because ๋‹น์‹  know he'll catch you
he might torture ๋˜๋Š” just plain kill you.
Run for cover, ๋” ๋งŽ์ด like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if ๋‹น์‹  run ๋˜๋Š” cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) ๋‹น์‹  guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want ๋‹น์‹  showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way ๋‹น์‹  can tell a girl likes ๋‹น์‹  is when she's out of words when ๋‹น์‹  talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks ๋‹น์‹  if ๋‹น์‹  like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a ๋žœ๋ค person ๋‹น์‹  ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ them
9. go up to a worker and ask them ๋žœ๋ค questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big ๋˜๋Š” for guys just a ๋žœ๋ค bra and ask a worker how ๋‹น์‹  look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a ๋žœ๋ค person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat ์Œ์‹ before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the ์ƒ๋‹จ, ๋งจ ์œ„๋กœ of your lungs
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell ๋‹น์‹  that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS ์นผ, ๋‚˜์ดํ”„ AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: เฒ _เฒ 
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours ๋˜๋Š” mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do ๋‹น์‹  put that back?"

I had a lot of fun ๊ธ€์“ฐ๊ธฐ these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an ์‚ฌ๊ณผ, ์• ํ”Œ to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit ์˜ํ•ด a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking ์•ž์œผ๋กœ to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking ์•ž์œผ๋กœ to my new world
Writing names, ๊ธ€์“ฐ๊ธฐ names, YEAH!
Writing...
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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If ๋‹น์‹  don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley ๋˜๋Š” our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I said giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the ๋นต and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the ์‹ฌ์žฅ one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do ๋‹น์‹  know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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Hold on to me, ์‚ฌ๋ž‘
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ ๋‹น์‹  and I'm not afraid, oh

Can ๋‹น์‹  hear me?
Can ๋‹น์‹  feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of ๋‹น์‹ 
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow ๋‚˜๋ฌด, ํŠธ๋ฆฌ
(Come and find me)

I know ๋‹น์‹  hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of ๋‹น์‹ 
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the ์งˆ๋ฌธ really loudly and if they try to tell ๋‹น์‹  to be quite say "shhh this is a test ๋‹น์‹  know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering ๋žœ๋ค numbers to the person ๋‹ค์Œ to ๋‹น์‹  and then when the teacher tells ๋‹น์‹  off say "They made me give them the ๋‹ต๋ณ€ ๋˜๋Š” they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at ๋‹น์‹  say "What are ๋‹น์‹  lookin at!" ๋˜๋Š” "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on ์ƒ๋‹จ, ๋งจ ์œ„๋กœ of the ํ‘œ, ํ…Œ์ด๋ธ” and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have ๋‹น์‹  been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ํŒํƒ€์ง€ is flying
It's a ์„ฑ in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ์šฉ now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a ์„ฑ in the sky
๋˜๋Š” there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ํŒํƒ€์ง€ is not a crime
Find your ์„ฑ in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads ๋‹น์‹  to the moon 'cause..."
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have ๋‹น์‹  ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would ๋‹น์‹  ask such a ์งˆ๋ฌธ now? ๋‹น์‹  don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when ๋‹น์‹  were 35 years old and ๋‹น์‹  really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give ๋‹น์‹  a loan? Remember how one ์ผ the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no ์งˆ๋ฌธ asked?"

"Oh, Betty, ๋‹น์‹  did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for ๋‹น์‹  ๋‹น์‹  twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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