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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 당신 all 가입하기 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.

1- Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What 당신 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 당신 call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope 당신 like them :)

Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 질문 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 책 do 당신 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 당신 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 고딕 style!
Reporter:What do 당신 like to hum 또는 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!

this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 더 많이 wise words.


a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 당신 could try

1: Ask really stupid 질문 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 당신 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 당신 know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask 당신 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 당신 can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's

#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..