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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 상단, 맨 위로 spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the 상단, 맨 위로
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT 의해 U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe 당신 3 cans of your 가장 좋아하는 soda.
2. 당신 find a four leaf clover

3. 당신 are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. 당신 get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I 사랑 you.

6. 당신 find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 더 많이 people followed 당신 on twitter

9. 당신 meet your fav celebrity.

10. 당신 get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that show 당신 have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that show 당신 have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture 뱀파이어 and scary 영화 in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I 사랑 this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on 디즈니 channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a show that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I 사랑 this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the 디즈니 channel. I 사랑 the characters. It's interesting and funny, I 사랑 that its not a typical 디즈니 comedy and I 사랑 that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and 인용구 and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If 당신 don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause 당신 are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. 당신 think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde 또는 skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of 캔디
7. 당신 can do anything-but not everything
8. 당신 may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.

I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!
 Emmanuel 레이 as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. 사진 courtesy 과일 District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel 레이 will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted 의해 actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted 의해 Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first 일 of 7th grade I was so excited to see my 프렌즈 after summer yay. Well the first 일 of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my 프렌즈 Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m 집 and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She said “I might come back to page 다음 semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! 당신 call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! 당신 DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All 당신 are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has 더 많이 dick! I have an army of Red Coats! 당신 have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 당신 guy will need a babysitter!


*10 분 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 분 later*
Amber:I wuv 차 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 당신 doing?
Amber:Having a 차 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 또는 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 년 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by pollydbookworm
This 오리 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 다음 day, the 오리 returns and asks, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 일 after that, the 오리 walks in the store again and asks "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 당신 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 당신 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every 일 at school is the same
2. 당신 never know if your braids look digusting 또는 not
3. 당신 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 당신 would like to think that people notice 또는 even think about 당신 but 당신 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 또는 cares about
5. 당신 worry people will write nasty 코멘트 on your 팬팝 기사 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 당신 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 당신 only really have like 3 프렌즈 at school and 2 of them...
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The show SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The show SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed 의해 a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 분 of the show may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob 또는 Caillou, in which 이미지 change 더 많이 slowly, 또는 to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny 기사 together in one, hope 당신 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 사랑 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 당신 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 당신 need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy 곰 on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some 음식 while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the 부엌, 주방 and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the 부엌, 주방 was when Tina got 집 she saw what the 부엌, 주방 was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their 집 the Teddy 곰 was hiding in the 부엌, 주방 cupboard as it chuckled...
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