just to let 당신 know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. 당신 had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope 당신 feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset 당신 must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't 당신 regret
installing Windows 95?
8. 당신 totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. 당신 had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope 당신 feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset 당신 must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't 당신 regret
installing Windows 95?
8. 당신 totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. Write a new 기사 on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the 도서관, 라이브러리
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 음악 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend 또는 two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch 프렌즈 The TV Series
14. Go on 구글 and 검색 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy 랜덤 people (this could get 당신 kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size 캔디 land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the 도서관, 라이브러리
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 음악 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend 또는 two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch 프렌즈 The TV Series
14. Go on 구글 and 검색 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy 랜덤 people (this could get 당신 kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size 캔디 land
28. Paint snow
