Skipper Roberts

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 당신 are seen to 의해 a dotor 또는 nurse then when they approach 당신 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 당신 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 당신 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 당신 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 당신

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 또는 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 당신 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 당신 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 당신 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 당신 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 당신 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 집 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I 사랑 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic list I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. 의해 the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do 또는 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 당신 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, 또는 add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 집 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this 기사 on the internet.

1. Insist that 당신 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 침대 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 당신 know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 의해 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 당신 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 당신 arrive at the 다음 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 당신 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED 의해 YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as 당신 want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating 피자 또는 something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the 더 많이 entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to 펀치 harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked 바닷가, 비치 Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...