타이타닉 (1997)

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond 십자가, 크로스 the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish 당신 guys could get your act together. Just yesterday 당신 take away my license and then today 당신 expect me to show it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the 상단, 맨 위로 of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken 십자가, 크로스 the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road 또는 not. The chicken is either with us 또는 it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not 십자가, 크로스 the road with THAT chicken. What do 당신 mean 의해 chicken? Could 당신 define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road 또는 the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only 십자가, 크로스 roads, but...