Marvel - X23

(This 기사 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of 아니메 each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how 당신 want to be "Miku-Chan" when 당신 get older.

4. On 상단, 맨 위로 of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If 당신 have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 당신 think they're Tom Cruise 또는 마돈나 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 별, 스타 in question).
Ask the guy 다음 to 당신 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 다음 to you, "Are 당신 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 당신 have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....