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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The 다음 day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 년 old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If 당신 can catch me, 당신 can have me."

Without a 초 thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the 다음 four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell 당신 something and 당신 better listen good here.If there's something 당신 really enjoy and 당신 have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your 심장 because your 심장 will lead 당신 to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage 당신 and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage 당신 and tell 당신 that 당신 are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage 당신 to follow 당신 dreams and will believe in you.They will want 당신 to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, 또는 about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into 뱀파이어 after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red 또는 blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” 또는 during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 사랑 with 당신
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 당신 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...