1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray 개 in 코트 closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet 음악 with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person 다음 to it: "Is this 좌석 SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant 바닷가, 비치 ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten 분 before it starts, find...
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