Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 당신 said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 유니콘
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 뱀파이어 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 타이타닉
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 책 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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