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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and show it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and show it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

Get to know a 프렌즈 bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" 또는 "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When 당신 break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses 당신 - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want 당신 to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants 당신 to read it ]
When she walks away from 당신 mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ 키스 her ]
When she pushes 당신 또는 hit's 당신 - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at 당신 - [ 키스 her and tell her 당신 사랑 her ]
When she ignore's 당신 - [ Give her your...