LoL-So True!

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 당신 think they're Tom Cruise 또는 마돈나 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 별, 스타 in question).
Ask the guy 다음 to 당신 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 다음 to you, "Are 당신 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 당신 have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 당신 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 의해 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 당신 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 당신 were talking

6. Had people tell 당신 that 당신 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 당신 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 의해 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...