Thefuck?

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
이모 Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My 심장 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 사랑 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My 프렌즈 call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not 이모 i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana

if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana

your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana