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Of course, if 당신 are TRULY random, 당신 shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 당신 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 또는 monologues 또는 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 프렌즈 또는 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 당신 got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 당신 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and 의해 brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in 침대 and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 복숭아 was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 복숭아 told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a 키스 and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. 데이지 hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the 선실, 캐빈 drunk again with...

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was 읽기 and math?"
"Boring"I said he kinda smiled and said "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do 당신 no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just said "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew said "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was 읽기 it in the 도서관, 라이브러리 when i came in too look...

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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