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DO 당신 wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater 팬 then 당신 might not wanna read this but if 당신 do and it affends 당신 then leave a 코멘트 and i can tell 당신 in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned 당신 so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first 기사 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 년 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 당신 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 당신 don't hit when 당신 don't get what 당신 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 더 많이 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 please:)
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added by Wendy99
Hold on to me, 사랑
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 사랑 당신 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 당신 hear me?
Can 당신 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 나무, 트리
(Come and find me)

I know 당신 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the 질문 really loudly and if they try to tell 당신 to be quite say "shhh this is a test 당신 know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering 랜덤 numbers to the person 다음 to 당신 and then when the teacher tells 당신 off say "They made me give them the 답변 또는 they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 당신 say "What are 당신 lookin at!" 또는 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 상단, 맨 위로 of the 표, 테이블 and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 당신 been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth 또는 Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a 베개 and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth 또는 dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth 또는 dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare 당신 to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 책 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 당신 (Example: When in a car 또는 an elevator). If 당신 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 크리스마스 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 가장 좋아하는 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have 당신 ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would 당신 ask such a 질문 now? 당신 don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when 당신 were 35 years old and 당신 really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give 당신 a loan? Remember how one 일 the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no 질문 asked?"

"Oh, Betty, 당신 did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 또는 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 당신 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 당신 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 심장 skips a beat
When 당신 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 당신 until the end

I give my 심장 and my soul to you
To make 당신 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 당신 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 당신 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 당신 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 당신 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 당신 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 또는 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i 사랑 cereal yes i do

i 사랑 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 사랑 cerial yes i do i 사랑 cerial 당신 better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if 당신 can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 사랑 creal yes we do i 사랑 ceral 당신 should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 사랑 ccerale yes i do

i 사랑 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some 랜덤 songs 당신 made up plz commet
1.where 당신 keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid 또는 nawt!!
3.Who 당신 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 당신 are super jelous 또는 other girls (or boys)
5.That 당신 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 당신 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 당신 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 당신 are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that 당신 can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the 집 Depot is 더 많이 saving and 더 많이 doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are 더 많이 than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy 당신 do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for 더 많이 hours and my 프렌즈 will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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