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HAPPY NEW 년 EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new 년 and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
또는 something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over 의해 Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the 바닷가, 비치 again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE 바닷가, 비치 IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to 링그 and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
posted by pure-angel
    Time and 우주 are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou 사랑 life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while 당신 try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If 당신 want time, 당신 must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend 당신 take care of the 분 and...
continue reading...
posted by alliXcobber
i hate the old west. how many of 당신 do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it said to write a letter to bob 또는 another cowboy from the story theyre 읽기 and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
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