NO

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 당신 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 당신 and takes a little something off 당신 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 당신 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 당신 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 당신 want, not like I care if 당신 are 또는 aren't...As long as 당신 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 또는 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 당신 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 앞으로 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Okay, she's kinda getting 더 많이 famous 의해 the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland 크리스마스 일 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if 당신 like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If 당신 ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 노래 lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 당신 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the 집 of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard 당신 try, your browser won't allow 당신 to enter the site. 당신 see, to access this site, 당신 must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 질문 is a New Moon night. 당신 must be on your own in your 집 with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will 당신 be granted access to the site.

As...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all 당신 can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your 심장 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all 당신 can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do 당신 think...

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us 또는 someone else will.

3. We 암캐, 암 캐 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If 당신 won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing 당신 in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 사랑 Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like 더 많이 than 당신 hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, 또는 your...