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kind of looked like eminem...

added by BellaMetallica

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funny

LOL

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리한나 "Only Girl" Parody - "Only 다람쥐 in the World"

added by Hot_n_cold

This is my 가장 좋아하는 parody of Only girl. :)

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랜덤

weird

crazy

stupid

음악

parody

on;y girl

리한나

다람쥐

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랜덤 바탕화면

added by ladycountry

Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue logo

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Alphabet letters 바탕화면

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Source: @fatoshleo

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랜덤 people

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do 당신 know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' 가장 좋아하는 Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a 보트 he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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6 Ways On How To Deal With 상어 Attacks:

posted by Liepe

I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if 당신 do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 상어 Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of 상어 attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if 당신 are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...

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Hell Explained 의해 a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual 질문 given on a 대학 of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer 의해 one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) 또는 endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) 또는 some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE 당신 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 당신 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 당신 can't see Chuck Norris 당신 may be only 초 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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상단, 맨 위로 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

상단, 맨 위로 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time 당신 wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say 당신 don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the 벽 without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 또는 her to call 당신 Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 크리스마스 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 보트 hanging on the 크리스마스 나무, 트리 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 럼 주, 럼 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 크리스마스 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a 피자

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 질문 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the 피자 Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like 당신 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 피자 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 질문 with questions.
Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

Pokemon - Pokerap

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Bahaha.

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LOL!xD

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 화산 flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)