Next Previous

the sexyst man ever!!!

added by missymwah12232

아이콘

This 랜덤 아이콘 might contain 곰 가죽, 버스비, 샤코, 곰 인형, busby, shako, 버스 비, 차고, 대서양 청어, clupea harengus harengus, 대서양 청 어, 캐치, 잡어로, and bycatch에 의해.

5

10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our 사랑 당신 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 사랑 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 사랑 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 사랑 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 또는 form.
6.Guys 당신 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 당신 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 사랑 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 당신 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

1

my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are 당신 up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any 정크 음식 또는 soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

4

"Are 당신 a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF 당신 ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS LIST AND IF 당신 DO ANYTHING ON THIS LIST SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF 당신 DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 당신 GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO 당신 HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS 또는 WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO 당신 TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS 당신 CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

1

How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 일 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 당신 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

8

A bunch of 랜덤 Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything 당신 can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh 본즈 are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

2

Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do 당신 always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd 당신 treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

16

더 많이 blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 당신 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 조종간, 조이스틱 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 더 많이 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 당신 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 당신 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 당신 guys all play for the Green 만, 베이 Packers?

Q: How do 당신 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

5

Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around 팬팝 and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 분 looking at the 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

22

Funny 인용구 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 당신 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 당신 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 텔레비전 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

6

50 랜덤 Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were 당신 3 hours ago?
2. Who are 당신 in 사랑 with?
3. Have 당신 ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything 담홍색, 핑크 within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time 당신 went to the mall?
6. Are 당신 wearing socks right now?
7. Do 당신 have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time 당신 drove out of town?
9. Have 당신 been to the 영화 in the last 5 days?
10. Are 당신 hot?
11. What was the last thing 당신 had to drink?
12. What are 당신 wearing right now?
13. Do 당신 wash your car 또는 let the car wash do it?
14. Last 음식 that 당신 ate?
15. Where were 당신 last week...

Time to Pretend

added by azkaban

MGMT

video

랜덤

음악

Combination 피자 Hut & 타코 벨

added by someone_save_me

A kinda stupid song XD I 사랑 to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.

video

랜덤

음악

weird

SPN - JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH 당신 BURN, ASSBUTT.

added by friendsfan101

FrancoDean@YT

video

랜덤

funny

hilarious

weird

음악

3

brian shows stewie 2 girls 1 cup

added by geoff101

stewie's reaction is funny XD

video

stewies

reaction

to

2

girls

1

cup

Weird and Wacky Wedding 사진

added by Sandfire_Paiger

Source: http://pophangover.com/2011/04/14/20-crazy-wedding-day-photos/

The Spase

added by asmaortonfan

Zombies!

added by dxarmy423

RPattz funnies!

added by fatoshleo

Source: tumblr,com

4

A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 당신 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 당신 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 당신 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 당신 concentrate. If your friend shows 당신 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

1

Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope 당신 are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did 당신 say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope 당신 enjoy the picture!
The End!