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-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 당신 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 또는 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 초 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's 카트
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When 당신 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 당신 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 당신 are dating..... He takes 당신 out to have a good time.
When 당신 are married ....He brings 집 a 6 pack, and says "What are 당신 going to drink?"

When 당신 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 당신 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 당신 are dating..... A Single 침대 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 당신 are married ....A King size 침대 feels like an army cot.

When 당신 are dating..... 당신 are turned on at the sight of him naked....