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Super Small Little Pig

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funny

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This 랜덤 팬 아트 might contain khukuri, 쿠쿠 리, 스트링 치즈, 현악기, 만도, matchet, panga, 만평, 매트, 판가, and 만.

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 당신 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 당신 see us cry, unless we want 당신 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 당신 are interested. But we will later deny it 또는 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 또는 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 당신 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 당신 don't like what we wear...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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cool backgrounds

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The TOTALLY MASSIVE List of Hero and Villain Names

posted by demon_wolf

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
아르마딜로, 딜
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
오소리
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
바라쿠다
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black 매, 팔 콘 (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black 늑대
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre

posted by stickymonkey

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 분 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 사랑 scene, reach over in front of 당신 and cover a 랜덤 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 좌석 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 다음 to 당신 and say, “you never know”....

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아니메 걸스

added by SarBear1579

Source: 구글

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당신 So Hot

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: fuck-yeahpickuplines

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무지개, 레인 보우 꽃

added by BiteMeCullen107

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

added by Helen-Lover

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이모 인용구 and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that 당신 were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes 당신 can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One 일 you'll ask me, "which is 더 많이 important to you, me 또는 your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing 당신 are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your 사랑 does NOT work for that person,...

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리한나 "Only Girl" Parody - "Only 다람쥐 in the World"

added by Hot_n_cold

This is my 가장 좋아하는 parody of Only girl. :)

video

랜덤

weird

crazy

stupid

음악

parody

on;y girl

리한나

다람쥐

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랜덤 바탕화면

added by ladycountry

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랜덤 people

added by shiriny

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE 당신 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 당신 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 당신 can't see Chuck Norris 당신 may be only 초 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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상단, 맨 위로 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

상단, 맨 위로 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time 당신 wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say 당신 don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the 벽 without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 또는 her to call 당신 Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 크리스마스 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 보트 hanging on the 크리스마스 나무, 트리 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 럼 주, 럼 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 크리스마스 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a 피자

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 질문 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...