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OMG what the hell?!?! O__O

added by BlackMist1

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cute

starburst-rock, I_AM_JayCee and 9 others like this

someone_save_me LOL WTF IS THIS?!?!?

CornChips I remember that girl lol i think she got her dad to actually yell at people on the internet xD

someone_save_me I know who the chick is, but still.... I'd be crying if that creepy-ass thing was behind me too.

ColieAnne91 this scraes me

Angelheart2011 ROFL!!! XDDD

saphire1031 Oh my god

nooon he he he he :D

ttmrktmnrfn0830 WTF?! ROTFFLMMFAO

saphire1031 Girl-In-Pic: *Cry cry cry* DEAR GHAUNDI!!!! HELP!! ITS JUST CREEPY!! Creepy-Person-In-Suit: OH MY GOD IM NOT THAT WEIRD!!

Eizabella_Tiger lol but thats canda scary tho

saphire1031 still scary...

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가장 좋아하는 Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 또는 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 당신 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 앞으로 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 기타 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 당신 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Nature

added by Rodz

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Panda Porn

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: did-you-kno

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Killer 팬케이크

added by tabithasb13

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LOL

added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

dd

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring 당신 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 당신 crave attention, 당신 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 당신 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 의해 being a retard online 당신 can get all the attention 당신 need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If 당신 want to be a retard 당신 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

Answer:
If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 당신 overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice 일 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 잔디 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot 더 많이 fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM 의해 Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 당신 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 피자 Hog", 또는 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are 당신 online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".

3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.

5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.

9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny 인용구

posted by invadercalliope

I hope 당신 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 랜덤 facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 랜덤 facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 음악 is my life.

6. I 사랑 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 사랑 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 사랑 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 또는 dancer when I'm older.

13. 거리 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen 프렌즈 and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend 당신 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 또는 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 의해 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 당신 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 다음 to 당신 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 당신 cried...just laugh about it with 당신 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...