Ooops

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a 침대 of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 베개 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded 더 많이 than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a 년 are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are 더 많이 than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If 당신 counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A 악어 always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

On tons of clubs i see a 질문 saying "Can 당신 plz be a 팬 of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on 랜덤 is Can 당신 plz be my fan? Just filling up my 업데이트 더 많이 and 더 많이 everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 또는 더 많이 팬 asking Can u 팬 me plz i really need some 더 많이 fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the 더 많이 팬 its just life XD And 당신 gotta earn your 팬 because i had to earn my 팬 and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...

Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited 의해 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 사과, 애플 tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 빵 which is 빵 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....

A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN 스파게티 NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long 로스트 bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are 당신 okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...