The Witch's House

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be 프레드 Flintstone but I can sure make your 침대 rock!



Is your dad a thief 또는 something? Because someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy 당신 a drink – 또는 would 당신 just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....