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1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a 분 또는 two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are 당신 doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...

6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the 벨 (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...

1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your 가장 좋아하는 song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone 당신 사랑 them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the...