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The main problem that guys face when trying to 키스 a girl is knowing if they are ready to 키스 them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... 당신 will know. Here's how 당신 can increase your odds. But, if 당신 know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable 의해 making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes 또는 당신 will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to 키스 that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm 글쓰기 당신 this letter to tell 당신 that I'm leaving 당신 forever. I've been a good man to 당신 for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that 당신 quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, 당신 came 집 & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your 가장 좋아하는 meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 당신 ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. 당신 don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag 또는 what ever 당신 can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and 과일 aisles and ask every 분 "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? 또는 rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age 당신 are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....