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1. When 당신 get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf. 

4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun. 

6. When he says 당신 aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him 의해 his first name. 

11. Pretend you...

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A 불, 화재 Extinguisher 또는 Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 사랑 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 당신 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 당신 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 당신 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 당신 don't like me! Boy: Do 당신 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...

Just copy it, 삭제 my responses and add your own. Post the results in the 코멘트 if 당신 like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten 랜덤 Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...