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posted by HaleyDewit

When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if 당신 get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help 당신 with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if 당신 know where your loyalty lies”,...

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Spit

posted by nmdis

"Spit"

If 당신 came 의해 me
would I crown 당신 my King
또는 brush 당신 off as though
I really didn't see
If 당신 walked 의해 my side
would our souls then be unified
I swore Your name
would never be denied

But I took up this hammer
And laughed at all Your slander
And pierced Your hands
With the nails of blasphemy
How could I do this? I don't know
Said something forced me to it, so
Spit in Your face and passed 당신 by

But time and time again
I'd live that life of sin
I knew it hurt 당신 bad
but I wasn't ready to give in
Maybe someday,
but not this 일 I said
I wanted to live my life
I was willing to pay the...

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Falling Down The Door

posted by Bluekait

This is my fanfic of Nightmare Before Christmas. I only have 2 chapters for this story and I am sharing the 1st chapter with you. I am currently working on the 3rd chapter. If 당신 want to see the rest, click on the link:

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Chapter One: 할로윈 Town Discovery

Kaitlyn is an explorer. She loves to explore the woods behind her home. One day, her parents said they are going out on a two-month vacation and she'll be 집 alone. Kaitlyn is fine with it. The 다음 day, she decided to walk in the woods. She came to a place where she...

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My Girl Confessions :3

posted by Musiclover456

1. Do 당신 sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know 당신 like boys yet ; yes
3. Do 당신 enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are 당신 a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small 또는 large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are 당신 short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do 당신 like somebody ; yes
8. Do 당신 care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do 당신 like 할로윈 ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are 당신 double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about 당신 ;not...

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랜덤 but true facts

posted by spunkyonyx

저기요 guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the 출처 if available. Any others 당신 may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have 더 많이 zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...

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So sad!!!!!!!

posted by VoicesInMyHead

My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All 일 long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent 집
When my mommy does come 집
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the 벽
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...

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the world beyond ours part 3

posted by xalexsakurax

"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"screamed alex while she was falling down the biggest building 또는 tallest watever,"oh my gosh wat should i do"said miki "there no choice but to jjjjjjjjuuuuummmppp!!!!"miki leaped out and started to scream "this is cccccccrrrrrazzzzy"screamed miki,"miki i think we're gonna die we're almost to the bottom aaaahhhhh and im hurt with ur power"screamed alex, as the two girls were like yards away from their death alex and miki r thinking when the two best 프렌즈 first met and when they were always 연기 stupid and doing pointless things and ditching ruby(ruby=a girl we both...

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Just Another Boring Old English Class

posted by My8thUsername

Today (well, okay, yesterday) in English class we were learning about facts and opinions, and the difference between them. Then we had to fill in an opinion sheet called "The Best", where it would say "The best [something] is..." and 당신 had to fill in the blank with what 당신 think is the best color/tv show/food/other is. When we were done, we shared ours with the rest of the class. One boy, Max, decided to share his...
Max: The best teacher is...Mrs.Short-Robertson!
Mrs.Short Robertson: [laughing] Oh, suck up.
Max: I said it was an opinion, not a fact.

A/N: See, I told 당신 purple isn't red. Turns out I was right after all...

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who am I ?

posted by swarla

who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep 당신 from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, 또는 pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
당신 can pull me apart

I am a feather

Dreams

posted by tigerlilly14

A person dreaming

Dreams can be based on reality like an event that has happened to you, 또는 sometimes a fantasy. Dreams can be scary,funny,weird,confusing,sad,happy,dramatic but some dreams can be good dreams like for example 당신 don't own an i phone but in the dream 당신 receive an i phone.But some dreams can be misleading and sad like for example in real life 당신 are single and 당신 don't have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend but in the dream 당신 indeed have a boyfriend.An example for sad is 당신 were standing in your yard and out of nowhere a hunter comes 의해 and kills your dog.Then 당신 wake up crying but then 당신 see...

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이모 story!

posted by invadercalliope

Well I know 이모 isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if 당신 cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
STORY STARTS:
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
Until!
She met a boy within 분 of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went 집 and cryed uncontrolably.
The 다음 일 at...

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5 Ways to: Confuse, Worry, 또는 Scare People in a Computer Lab

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, 또는 Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that 당신 can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person 다음 to 당신 evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.

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Things 디즈니 has taught us.........

posted by wantadog

I thought I might do something and this is what came to mind.....

[Top things 디즈니 영화 have taught us(Part One)]

[The Lion King]

1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.

2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.

3. If necessary, 당신 can survive on bugs.

4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)

5. Lions can grow up in about 15 초 just 의해 walking across a log.

6. Clouds can speak.

7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.

8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer...

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jokes

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Q: Why did the 벨트 get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big 농구 fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But 당신 forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."

There was a little boy and a little girl...

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Skool

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: 저기요 lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were 당신 only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK 당신 HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 시간 LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been 더 많이 understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story 의해 thing because 당신 know it's 의해 me*

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Elizabeth

posted by EllentheStrange

The smell of blood filled the air Elizabeth breathed.Anthony had cut himself again.Elizabeth started shaking and her eyes turned black.She needed the blood.
"Elizabeth,are 당신 ok?It's just a cut,"Anthony said.She then ran out the door and into the 다음 house.Elizabeth slowly crawled into a five 년 old girl's bedroom.The girl slowly opened her eyes to Elizabeth.Elizabeth put a 베개 over her head.
"Hush little baby,don't make a sound.Hush little baby,don't make a move.This is going to hurt me 더 많이 than you,"Elizabeth sang quietly to the girl.She then climbed on 상단, 맨 위로 of the girl and squeezed...

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사랑 lettah

posted by MiizLadiDiime

dear,2timer

당신 said 당신 loved me
당신 said 당신 cared
당신 said i was the moon in 당신 dark sky
당신 said i made 당신 심장 complete
당신 said i made 당신 smile when 당신 were weak
당신 said no girl could compare
당신 said i was beautiful
당신 said i was the first real 키스 당신 ever had
당신 lied
당신 played me
yo turned my world black
당신 broke my 심장 and made me weak
당신 fucked my so called friend
당신 made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
당신 cheat 당신 bastard! don't come round here again cuz 당신 fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I 사랑 you, not! I hope 당신 like my 사랑 letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun

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Bad Boy

posted by chihirofujiaki

Remember the feelings, remember the day...
My stone 심장 was breaking, my 사랑 ran away.
This moment, I knew I would be someone else!
My 사랑 turned around and I felt....

Be my bad boy! Be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need 당신 in my life again.

Would 당신 be my bad boy; be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need 당신 again.
No, I don't need 당신 again.

Bad boy!

You once made this promise to stay 의해 my side...
But after some time, 당신 just pushed me aside!
You never...

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Most weird come backs

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. Why don't 당신 go hump a teddy 또는 something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some 더 많이 if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION 더 많이 MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

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랜덤 facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... 랜덤 Facts .....

If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...