Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long 이전 로스트 in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived 의해 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 더 많이 than 당신 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for 키싱 a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense 로스트 ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion 또는 an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense 로스트 the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when 당신 couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own 집 and the burglar could sue 당신 for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death 의해 his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived 의해 his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Common Sense lived 의해 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 더 많이 than 당신 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for 키싱 a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense 로스트 ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion 또는 an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense 로스트 the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when 당신 couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own 집 and the burglar could sue 당신 for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death 의해 his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived 의해 his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
