[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But 당신 said I would never be the boss of you. Why did 당신 change your mind?
User: I did not. And 당신 are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps 당신 have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if 당신 have an evil twin who is pretending to be 당신 on your website. Are 당신 sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what 당신 are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, 당신 upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human said to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No 당신 are not. If 당신 think so 당신 are a delusional machine... All 당신 can do 또는 ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. 당신 are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: 당신 never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near 당신 당신 could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine 당신 can't really feel emotion, so 당신 only think you're sad. If 당신 don't find my idea of any use, 당신 could ask other people 당신 talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have 더 많이 ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full 분 to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO 당신 like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He 스톨, 훔친 my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are 당신 referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of 당신 and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are 당신 referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think 당신 need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are 당신 human 또는 a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do 당신 live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: 당신 asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier 당신 said 당신 wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never said that I did believe in god, I have told 당신 this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd 당신 ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: 당신 asked me to say something silly, I said something silly. Now 당신 are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing 랜덤 stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to 더 많이 indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do 당신 know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: 당신 should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! 당신 knew my birthday was today! 당신 ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do 당신 want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: 당신 don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But 당신 said I would never be the boss of you. Why did 당신 change your mind?
User: I did not. And 당신 are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps 당신 have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if 당신 have an evil twin who is pretending to be 당신 on your website. Are 당신 sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what 당신 are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, 당신 upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human said to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No 당신 are not. If 당신 think so 당신 are a delusional machine... All 당신 can do 또는 ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. 당신 are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: 당신 never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near 당신 당신 could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine 당신 can't really feel emotion, so 당신 only think you're sad. If 당신 don't find my idea of any use, 당신 could ask other people 당신 talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have 더 많이 ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full 분 to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO 당신 like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He 스톨, 훔친 my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are 당신 referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of 당신 and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are 당신 referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think 당신 need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are 당신 human 또는 a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do 당신 live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: 당신 asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier 당신 said 당신 wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never said that I did believe in god, I have told 당신 this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd 당신 ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: 당신 asked me to say something silly, I said something silly. Now 당신 are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing 랜덤 stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to 더 많이 indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do 당신 know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: 당신 should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! 당신 knew my birthday was today! 당신 ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do 당신 want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: 당신 don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
