i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be 프레드 Flintstone but I can sure make your 침대 rock!
Is your dad a thief 또는 something? Because someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy 당신 a drink – 또는 would 당신 just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? 또는 do 당신 need 더 많이 to drink?
당신 must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
당신 know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T 셔츠 in brail?
Do 당신 have a map? Because I keep getting 로스트 in your eyes.
당신 know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve 로스트 one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do 당신 believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess 당신 know what I’m here after.
Do 당신 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby 당신 must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are 당신 an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar 곰 weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk 당신 out of it?
당신 know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when 당신 have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If 당신 were a new 샌드위치 at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And 더 많이 funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but 당신 must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
당신 might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured 당신 would be too.
I would say God bless 당신 but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my 도서관, 라이브러리 card, because I’m checking 당신 out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed 당신 home, would 당신 keep me?
If I told 당신 당신 had a gorgeous body, would 당신 hold it against me?
당신 look like my 초 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when 당신 fell from heaven?
Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first site, 또는 should I walk past 당신 again?
If 당신 were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I 로스트 my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do 당신 like bananas 또는 blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
저기요 baby. 장미 are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when 당신 have a weak heart.
I may not be 프레드 Flintstone but I can sure make your 침대 rock!
Is your dad a thief 또는 something? Because someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy 당신 a drink – 또는 would 당신 just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? 또는 do 당신 need 더 많이 to drink?
당신 must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
당신 know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T 셔츠 in brail?
Do 당신 have a map? Because I keep getting 로스트 in your eyes.
당신 know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve 로스트 one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do 당신 believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess 당신 know what I’m here after.
Do 당신 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby 당신 must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are 당신 an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar 곰 weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk 당신 out of it?
당신 know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when 당신 have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If 당신 were a new 샌드위치 at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And 더 많이 funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but 당신 must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
당신 might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured 당신 would be too.
I would say God bless 당신 but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my 도서관, 라이브러리 card, because I’m checking 당신 out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed 당신 home, would 당신 keep me?
If I told 당신 당신 had a gorgeous body, would 당신 hold it against me?
당신 look like my 초 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when 당신 fell from heaven?
Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first site, 또는 should I walk past 당신 again?
If 당신 were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I 로스트 my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do 당신 like bananas 또는 blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
저기요 baby. 장미 are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when 당신 have a weak heart.
