랜덤 Article: Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

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posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 의해 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: 당신 got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 사랑 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 당신 call right now we will also send 당신 a what ever 당신 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 더 많이 dollers shiping and handleing! 당신 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 당신 call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 당신 call it have 당신 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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The Racer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a 팬 fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven 의해 two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...

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23 랜덤 funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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50 랜덤 Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do 당신 like pie?

2. Are you, 또는 have 당신 ever been a squirrel?

3. Are 당신 afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are 당신 a people person 또는 a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have 당신 ever wondered what it would be like if 당신 were an apple?

7. Have 당신 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can 당신 get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have 당신 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have 당신 ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do 당신 have a sword handy?

14. Do 당신 like pie?

15. Am I weird...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 당신 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 당신 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 의해 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 가장 좋아하는 guy[If 당신 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 또는 some who 당신 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 집 saying 당신 found your true...

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상단, 맨 위로 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If 당신 want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - 또는 Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening 또는 something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, 더 많이 commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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What Is 'Overrated' Really and Is It A Good Term To Use; My Personal Analysis of 'Overrated'

posted by zanhar1

So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on 상단, 맨 위로 of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an 기사 of it since I seem to be making the same 코멘트 over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an 기사 to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my 코멘트 on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments

First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this 팬 club either).
Overrated...

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트랜스포머 yaoi?

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My 10 WORST Animated 히어로즈 of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

As many of 당신 know I made a list of 20 가장 좋아하는 animated heroes, which 팬팝 actually advertised on the 팬팝 page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous 또는 something. Anyway just like with my 가장 좋아하는 animated heroines list I'm going to be making a list of the worst animated heroes. I just 사랑 to do these hate 기사 just as much as my 가장 좋아하는 ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just 더 많이 fun because 당신 get to make 더 많이 jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a 코멘트 and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

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100 Hottest Male 유명인사 (In My Opinion) Part 4

posted by saz19126

Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him

62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish

63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes

64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are 당신 doing?", say, "What are 당신 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 침상, 소파 until 당신 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...