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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes 당신 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 당신 to be yourself simply couldn’t have given 당신 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 당신 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 당신 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 당신 always this stupid 또는 are 당신 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 당신 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 당신 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 사랑 to help 당신 out…now, which way did 당신 come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, 바비 인형 is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, 당신 can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains 의해 the time 당신 got there, so they gave 당신 a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope 당신 meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d 사랑 to ask how old 당신 are, but unfortunately I know 당신 can’t count that high.

All 일 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything 당신 know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did 당신 get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse 당신 to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did 당신 fall from the stupid tree?

Did 당신 have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 당신 before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of 인용구 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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저기요 it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start 의해 comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can 당신 feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing 당신 so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A 일 without 당신 is like a 년 without rain
I need 당신 의해 my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A 일 without 당신 is like a 년 without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't 당신 hear me calling?
My 심장 is yearning
Like...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His 사랑 is deeper, 당신 know
He's a real keeper, 당신 know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my 사랑 back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your 사랑 was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got 더 많이 swagger than you
He's got 더 많이 swagger than 당신 do
My new boy really...
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible 일 starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy said “There are certain rules that one must abide 의해 in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. 당신 can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. 당신 can never drink 또는 do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because 당신 won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much 더 많이 elaborate, with 더 많이 blood and gore.
3. If 당신 want your films...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 책 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 음악 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 또는 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 또는 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
당신 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Lady_Rebel
People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as 당신 read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in 유럽 used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell 당신 about is Ancient Egypt. 더 많이 specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 말 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an 아이팟 또는 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 음식 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 음악 store whether 당신 can get a CD that 당신 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 일본 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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