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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when 당신 don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at 당신 when 당신 wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos 또는 have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if 당신 see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate 글쓰기 on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and 당신 almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids 사랑 to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of 당신 if 당신 don't have cell phone 또는 some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of 당신 for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this 음식 is just ridiculous.
19. If 당신 chew gum 당신 write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if 당신 get in a word fight, 당신 only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If 당신 stand up 또는 talk, 당신 have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done 또는 your ride is here.
21. If 당신 have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches 당신 breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses 당신 and tell 당신 that 당신 need to break it.
22. If 당신 make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when 당신 don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at 당신 when 당신 wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos 또는 have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if 당신 see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate 글쓰기 on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and 당신 almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids 사랑 to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of 당신 if 당신 don't have cell phone 또는 some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of 당신 for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this 음식 is just ridiculous.
19. If 당신 chew gum 당신 write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if 당신 get in a word fight, 당신 only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If 당신 stand up 또는 talk, 당신 have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done 또는 your ride is here.
21. If 당신 have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches 당신 breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses 당신 and tell 당신 that 당신 need to break it.
22. If 당신 make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 꽃 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 당신 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 당신 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 당신 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 초콜릿 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 옮기기 의해 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 꽃 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 당신 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 당신 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 당신 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 초콜릿 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 옮기기 의해 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your 프렌즈 hit 당신 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 또는 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 당신 have $20 또는 more.
#7 If 당신 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 아기 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 또는 음악 videos.
#4 Go around 노래 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!